Mom: so I'm going to this dance class, which one should I take? salsa, swing, or tango?
Me: Oh definitely salsa, back on the right, forward on your left, easy. But watch out for the gays.
Mom: I would love to dance with a gay man!
Me: But that's not why you're taking these classes mom, let's be real.
Mom: Good point, and where the hell am I going to put my purse, who will watch it?
Me (and Caitlin): that's what you bra is for mother, just stick in an ID and some cash and you're good to go.
Mom: oh, gosh wow, uhh, hmmm... I guess I would just feel like a hooker or something...
Me: but you'd be a hooker that got paid!
Mom: oh I have taught you well.
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Hahahahahahaha.
That's all I have. Anne and I will try and work on a trip to see you and Sarah soon.
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