Maria: I have to pee.
Me: then go....
Maria: I don't want to. I don't want to get up.
Me: sorry about your luck then I guess.
Maria: yeah.....could you hand me the clear nail polish over there?
Me: No.
Maria: claire, I'm not going to stop takling and let you watch the movie unless you get it for me!!
Me: No. I'm comfy.
Maria: Gawd Claire, its right there!
Me: well, you wouldn't get the forks earlier!
Maria: but they were all the way upstairs!
Me: Well I cooked for you!
Me: Why are we all so motherfucking lazy!?
Maria: I don't know, but I'm still NOT getting up to pee!
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