Monday, November 10, 2008

It's Hereditary

Maria: I have to pee.

Me: then go....

Maria: I don't want to. I don't want to get up.

Me: sorry about your luck then I guess.

Maria: yeah.....could you hand me the clear nail polish over there?

Me: No.

Maria: claire, I'm not going to stop takling and let you watch the movie unless you get it for me!!

Me: No. I'm comfy.

Maria: Gawd Claire, its right there!

Me: well, you wouldn't get the forks earlier!

Maria: but they were all the way upstairs!

Me: Well I cooked for you!

Me: Why are we all so motherfucking lazy!?

Maria: I don't know, but I'm still NOT getting up to pee!


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